Oh, I woudnt' told that!! (warning: message is intended for mature audience)

Oh, I woudnt' told that!! (warning: message is intended for mature audience)
Re: Ditto! n/m -- RudyD	Post Reply	Top of thread	Maverick Message Board

Posted by: Rick
02/24/2002, 21:14:22

So the parson asks the congregation if anyone would like to give their testimony one Sunday morning.

After a long silence, a sincere gentleman gets up and walks to the pulpit. He reaches out to the congregation by begining, "I used to run around with them ol' wild women!"

Preacher suporting the gent: "Hallalujah brother, Tell it like it is!"

"I used to drink that ol' nasty alcohol!"

Preacher:" Testify! Tell it brother!"

"I used to use fowl language and smoke satan's cigarettes!"

Parson: "Tell it brother!"

"I used to shave my doberman and have sex with it!"

Preacher says: "Oooh, I wouldn't told that!"

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