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Posted by: Tracy Norris 02/26/2002, 20:19:42 |
Rudy, A few more... 1. Don't check to see if there is gas in the gas can with a lighter! (I was a firefighter and some idjit did this in Louisiana. It singed his hair & eyebrows off and, being frightened, kicked the gas can/blowtorch which promptly ended up under, and burned down, his trailer house!) 2. Don't go drinking as a teen and lean out of a car window on the interstate to hurl; not only will you lose your glasses but the disco-dude in the 'Stang behind you won't be happy either! 3. I agree with what you said about lighting farts but who woulda guessed hair continues to burn after the lighter is extinguished? 4. My teenage friend (as a joke) called the local law enforcement "Occifer". Trust me, not a good idea. 5. Don't bend over to unplug your bench grinder if its mounted on a stand; does wonderful things to your hair. Tracy If you try to light your farts on fire you will burn your butt! Moving vehicles are not good to jump out of! Pepper spray sucks, (no I'm not violent, I wanted to try it) but it didn't stop me! Stun guns will knock you on your A$$! My motorcycle is harzadous to my health. Girls don't like to go snipe hunting or cow tipping on a date. 1977 Buick Park Ave's are not Dukes of Hazzard cars, they don't jump well. All these were dumb but I highly suggest not spiting off of the overpass onto cars, sometimes they turn out to be cop cars. (I was 12 so no hate posts) Don't run either, unless you are really fast. Hard to beleive such a fat guy could run that fast. |
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