I'm assuming that you mean "we" as "us on the board eh"? Texas has a way of dealing with fools and drunks (he could be both!).

I take a vote that we order two dumptrucks of "fertilizer" delivered to his front lawn while he's off at work selling papers on the side of the road!

Heck, maybe we'll throw in a junkyard chevy to share the fertiliser pile!